After seeing the likes of Kalmadi, Raja, Chavan, Yeddy and Reddi brothers, Americans come to know that Indian Politicians are nothing but just slefish, corrupt and heinous b**tards. USA decides that India is too vulnerable a country and hence attacks it and makes its colony.
Just like the British rule in the past, the country witnesses the American rule this time.
In Bangalore, the US administration decides to change or modify the names of few places as per their pronunciation/understanding. The list goes below..
Eajipura - Easy Pura
Domlur - Dumb lur
Jayanagar - Joy Nagar
Laksandra - Luck Sandra(Sandra as in Sandra Bullock)
Jaksandra - Jack Sandra
Bomsandra - Bum Sandra
Bhoopsandra - B**b Sandra ;-)
Marathalli - Marta Halli
Yalahanka - You All Hunk Huh ?
Madiwala - My Diva La
Yashwantpur - Yes Want Pure
Hoody - Howdy
Koramangala - Core Mangla
Shivaji Nagar - She Wow Jee Nagar / Schwarzzenegger
Alsur - All Sore ?
Peenya - Pain ya
Basawanagudi - Bus Van Goody
hosa road - whose ya road
Shikari palya - Shakira Palya :-) lol
But the two areas which the Americans won't touch at all will be... Any guesses?
They will be..."Gandhi Nagar" and "MG Road", Because 'Gandhi' is the only Indian thing that all the Americans know about India(of course another is the Taj)
While the people from the other side of the globe adore and respect the greatest man ever born in India(some may argue it as Rama or Budhdha or Tendulkar) so much, I utterly wonder why can't our beloved politicians follow even 2% of his ideals. Shame !
Anyway, Planning to meet my old(PGS) friends today. Got to catch a bus to Dumblur oops... did I say Domlur? :-)
awesome.. how do such innovative things come into your head .. :) kam baalon ka asar to nahi :P
ReplyDeleteMain 'Bal Brahmachari' hoon :-) lol. My head is like garbage sowmya. It keeps running, even in sleep. I don't post the trivial stuff, If I think it's creative or makes an intersting read, I post it. keep reading. thanks :-)
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