Saturday, January 4, 2014

Year 2013 Wasn’t Too Bad


When you set the expectations high, the failures do hurt but there is always a positive side to it too when you realize that you haven’t actually lost anything but have only gained so much.

I didn't win a single tournament in 2013 but as I said above there was a positive side which kept my faith and hope alive of winning this year. It’s more like a movie thing

I came to Des Moines in 2011. I was young, fit; had money, time, energy and importantly was single.Then I decided to pursue this little childhood fantasy of mine, to become a competitive tennis player (at whatever level possible)

I had played tennis in Atlanta for about a year in the apartment courts just for fun.

One day I met a desi tennis player in my apartment courts at Cambridge Court. I asked him who was the best desi player he knew in Des Moines.

He said, "Ravi Akkineni. He plays tournaments across Iowa. He must be in his early 40s now"

I took Ravi's email id and contact number from him

“Sir, I am Sajid, sort of a beginner in Tennis. I am your fan from what I have heard about you. Could you please help me know which rackets, strings do you use; how to register for tournaments; practice tips etc”, I requested him over the phone. He obliged and answered my questions politely

That was it. We did not contact each other for the next two years. We had almost forgotten each other's name. Meanwhile, I devoted myself to tennis in those two years.  I only watched Tennis Channel on TV, I only read tennis books and articles, I only watched tennis videos on YouTube, practiced for hours and hours, underwent extreme physical and mental torture in tournaments, made a hundred tennis friends in the town.  So much so that I even neglected my personal and professional life.  Let me tell you, I think tennis is the toughest sport to learn; just for the fact that you have to change the grip of the racket for every different shot, which comes to you only with the muscle memory. And muscle memory is developed only after hitting each shot for hundreds of thousand times.

Anyway, in the last two years my skills improved considerably taking me from the third division to the first division in the Des Moines Tennis Club.

In the fall of 2013, I got a call. "Hey, this is Ravi. Have heard about you. Can we play a match?"

He must have thought I was someone else. But I had recognized his voice instantly but did not tell him who I was.

The following weekend, we met at Valley Southwoods Courts and played a match. He grew suspicious and asked me several times if we knew each other. I denied every single time. The reason being, I beat him pretty comfortably 6-1, 6-3.

I didn't want any of us to be embarrassed then. I wanted to get out of there as early as I could. As I was heading out towards my car, a voice stopped me.

"Sajid, wasn't it you who had called me couple years back?" Asked Ravi

"Oh.. yes. Is that you Ravi? Sorry, I thought you were not him"

"You can at least thank me for the tips I gave you"

"Oh thank you sir. Actually I..I.. Sorry Ravi"

"Don't be. Actually you are doing really great. I can see that, you must have practiced every single day", said Ravi.


Moral of the Story: Life is short. Don't complain. Work your ass off to make your dreams come true!


Sunday, November 24, 2013

It All Ends One Day




Yesterday, when I and my hitting partner Jason were exiting the courts after a strenuous practice we saw that car moving past us.  Our smiles evaded instantly.  

“It’s him. He was here” said Jason. Our eyes followed the car till it disappeared taking a turn at the Ashworth Road. Then there was silence. Pretty long one though. Then I turned to Jason and asked the same question even though I knew the answer, “Any luck?”
As usual Jason shook his head.  We then slowly walked to our cars. I sat in my car. The beads of sweat moved down my neck from my forehead. I didn’t switch on the AC. I was staring at my windshield and then I closed my eyes. As always that flashback scene played like a YouTube video before my watery eyes. 

“Ed, what’s wrong with you?  Please pull the glasses down. Are you listening to me? I called you a million times.   Are you angry or something? Please”. He hadn’t lowered the glasses of his car. He just looked on without blinking an eye or uttering a word.

It was in April 2012 that I first saw Ed talking to Jason on Crossroads Tennis Park. He was 50+ but looked more like 40, fit as a rock. He looked Hispanic and must have been 5’ 8’’ long. He was speaking enthusiastically to Jason while they approached me. 

 “You use your wrist in your backhand. You should not use wrist” he told me in a Spanish accent
‘Who the fuck are you?’ I thought of telling him immediately surprised to see his guts to tell me on my face that my backhand sucks.
“This is Ed. I met him few days back” Jason introduced him to me. I and Jason played for the same club and were good friends.
I just shook his hand and left the courts. That night I couldn’t stop myself from browsing YouTube videos on one handed backhand techniques. Holy Christ! Ed was right. One shouldn’t use wrist or elbow for backhand drive. It’s only the shoulder. Then I realized why I wasn’t hitting through the ball and was finding it difficult to hit backhand winners.
  
 The next day I went and shook Ed's hand and thanked him for his tip.
“I am preparing for Michelob Light Open, an USTA tournament”, he said practicing his serve
“For the first time I am playing in open division you know. I am practicing since 3 months” He sounded lot more confident and enthusiastic.  After his practice we sat on a bench. I inquired him about his past.

Ed was born and brought up in Houston.  When he was in high school he was so bad in Tennis that he was being shooed away from the fellow players. Then he decided to learn the game on his own. He subscribed the Tennis magazine and learnt the game by hitting the ball to the wall for years.  Then he won his first USTA tournament.  He then went on to win many more tournaments and became a lethal player. He worked in the night and all day he would be in the courts.

“I have been playing since the past 30 years. Only thing that stayed with me is Tennis”  He said. That confirmed the fact that he had no family and was living alone.
One day I and Jason asked him if he could coach us. He neither said a ‘Yes’ or a ‘No’. We took it as a Yes.

“There are two kinds of players. One, recreational players who don’t care whether they improve or not. They go on playing till they die. Second, those players who want to improve every single day. The moment they realize they are playing worse than before, they just stop playing”  He said.
I and Jason nodded after all Ed was a Tennis guru. 

Our coaching started. Ed used to ask us to hit balls. Then he would suddenly jump on court in the middle of play and yell, “how many times haven’t I told you? Lock your elbow while tossing the ball. And look at your toss, you are tossing to the moon; like Sharapova. Zero gravity! You have to hit the serve when the ball is at zero gravity” 

We used to incorporate his coaching religiously. He taught us many things. The game strategy, How to read opponent’s mind, how to serve depending on the match situation, high percentage tennis, volleying, rackets, strings, tension and so on.  He used to watch our club matches and later tell us what mistakes we did. Once Jason leading in a match tanked it because he was intimidated by the size of the opponent and his tantrums. Then Ed took us few sessions on Mental Conditioning.
That night he told us how he won his first USTA title.
“I was just out of high school. All my opponents were bigger than me. The key was to never look into their eyes”  He finished that day saying how much he was looking forward to the Michelob Lights tournament, his biggest of them all. 

Then I lost couple of matches back to back.  “Ed, please don’t watch my matches. I don’t feel comfortable” I requested. He nodded.

My next match was with Mark Schmitd at Wavalands. I was playing well as Ed wasn’t watching my game. I had won the first set and serving at 4-4 in the second. Then suddenly Ed appeared. I did a double fault. Then realizing I was tensed he quickly left the stands.  Then I recovered and won the match.
Next day Ed told me, “When the opponent is at the net, and when you are slicing with the backhand, never give any air to the ball. He will easily put it away. Your slice should always be just an inch above the net so that he has to dig down to fetch the ball”
He was pointing at my mistake in the previous day’s match.  Before I could ask him anything he said,
“I was hiding and watching you play”

In the second week of July 2012, Ed’s tournament was to be held in ASPEN indoor courts. I and Jason wished him luck. He smiled and said “Thank you”
And little did we know then that it would be the last time Ed would ever say a word to us or look at us with a smile. 

The following Sunday I got a call from Jason. He asked, “hey did you call Ed?”. I said no.
Then he said he called Ed several times but he wasn’t picking his phone.  I told Jason, “Since he lost his tournament he must be upset. Let’s talk to him in the courts”
For the next couple of days we didn’t see Ed at the courts. We had called him a thousand times already. No response. No reply to emails too. We panicked.  Next day Jason again called me and said he saw Ed at the Walmart but he didn’t stop the car even after seeing Jason. That was weird.
Something must have happened in the tournament.  I and Jason decided to find out the truth. The same day we went to the ASPEN center and requested them the info about the guy to whom Ed had lost in the tournament. It was Alan Reed.

“I am at the Walker Johnson park. Why don’t you come over?” said Mr. Reed on the phone
We went there and asked him breathlessly if anything uncommon happened to Ed at the match.

“Oh that guy? You don’t know what happened?” asked Mr Reed
“No” we said in unison
“He was cruising along well in the first set at 4-1. But suddenly his knees broke”
“What?”
“His knees froze in the middle of the match. He couldn’t move. He collapsed on the court itself.  He had been abusing his knees since decades. Every knee has a breaking point. I doubt if he will be able to play tournaments again”
Then suddenly Ed’s words echoed in my ears. ‘The moment they realize they are playing worse than before, they just stop playing’
I and Jason both looked at each other in disbelief.  We couldn’t contemplate the fact that Ed could have hanged his boots if whatever Reed told was true.
“I think Reed is right. Ed must be suffering from the shock that he wouldn’t be able to play competitive tennis anymore. So he must be avoiding everyone. May be he doesn’t want anyone to sympathize with him which would only hurt him.” Jason explained to me

That night was the longest night of my life. I didn’t get sleep. I kept on thinking. 
Than that scene which I explained at the beginning happened after couple of weeks. Even after my persistent pleading he refused to lower the glasses of his car and speak to me. 

It’s been 15 months since it all happened.  Everyday Ed drives his car to the courts, parks in the parking lot and watches people play for hours. He does that every single day without blinking an eye or uttering a word.  I just wish I don’t become another Ed Vargas. It all ends one day

Wednesday, August 7, 2013

Work is Worship


Recently I completed my 10 years of professional working career.  Phew!! Felt like eternity.  Office has been routine, more routine and some more routine. After having tasted all the possible roles(except a receptionist and a CEO), I had no excitement left to work. The same old projects, deliveries, code, defects, deadlines, documents, contracts, proposals, certifications, interviews, trainings, meetings. And not to mention the painful time-sheets  Sigh! I started dreaming at work, contemplating my retirement; if I was a son of a billionaire, I would be playing golf and visiting beaches every day.

Back home, we decided to renovate our house last month. Everyone at home was excited. Mom called me and said there were three carpenters; a head and two of his subordinates. She said one of them, from a North Indian village, is really a good worker and a nice guy.

“We like this boy”, she said

“Who?  That Northy?”, I was apprehensive

I further snapped, “Mom, That’s the problem with you human beings. You trust each other in no time”

“Aren't you human?”

“No, I am alien. Now listen to me. You guys got to be careful at home. Don’t trust that guy that much. I say, don’t trust him at all”, I said aloud

Well, I have no prejudice against the North Indians but the recent stats show that crimes aren't a big deal there. That doesn't mean everything in the South is all hunky dory. When it comes to corruption, they are equally guilty; may be even more.

It was when my brother, whom I consider a pragmatic individual, told me that the North Indian guy was indeed a nice person, I thought Mom was right. He was a small guy in his early 30s (like me (just the age part)). He wanted to earn some money and then return to his native, get married and get settled.

I spoke to Mom again after a few days. She said she never knew that there do exist people who enjoy work too. I asked her what she meant by that. She said all her life she had only seen people hating to go for work.

“Look at your brother. Every morning when he is about to go to office, he looks as if he is going for a space mission” She lamented. Then she told me that story which she has already told 20 times before. She had a job opportunity when she was young but her father didn't allow her to work and instead had gotten her married. She again said how much she regret not working without realizing that being a housewife is the toughest job in the world per se, may be next only to being a test pilot.

“Mom, did you mean that that little carpenter enjoys his work?” I asked curiously

She was quick to respond, “Yes. Absolutely. I wish you were here to see him work. Every morning he comes home with a big smile. Then he takes the plywood, blows off the dust, then wipes it with his own shirt, and then he moves his hand over it smoothly feeling every part of it. He keeps a pencil over his ear. He takes it and then carefully draws lines before he takes the saw. He keeps humming some strange songs when he is working. Every day he forgets about the lunch break. We have to wake him up from his reverie every single day. When someone enters the work area, he never lifts his head to see who has arrived. He is deeply lost in his work; All the time. Most times he doesn't respond if someone calls out his name. We either have to pat his back or prod his shoulder to talk to him. When he is done with say, a cupboard, he keeps staring at it for long as if it’s a painting. Every day he looks as if it’s his first day at job. Only thing he requests your brother is, to play his favorite songs from the internet (youtube) at the end of the day. We have to kick him out at 8 or 9 PM as we sleep early for the Ramzan fast. Then one day, I asked him, “Tum itni lagan se kaise kaam kar lete ho?”(How do you work with so much passion?).  He replied, “manne bas aaj ka kaam kal se behtar karna hai jee”(I just want to work better than what I did yesterday). That’s about him. So, do you enjoy your work beta?” Asked Mom

Do I enjoy my work? That question, no one had ever asked me before. I didn’t answer and hung up the phone. I didn’t get sleep that night. I kept thinking and picturing about that little carpenter. Then a thought struck me; what if I didn't have a job? What if I was unemployed?

Next day, I had an interview with a client manager, Aaron Gindt for a new project.

“Impressive resume. Hope you will be a good asset to my team” He told

“Aaron” I said, looking into his eyes, “I can promise you one thing for sure. From today, I will work better than what I did yesterday”
























Sunday, June 2, 2013

Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani - Movie Review

Since a Hindi movie had released after a healthy 8 month gap in my location, I went to see the much hyped Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani, even though its sleazy title begged me not to go. To say the least, this film had a happy ending. That is, I was happy that it finally ended.  The second half of this never ending piece of cinema (?) gave me a migraine attack for the first time in my life.

This is a story of four friends. Wait, did I say story? Well, there is no story in it whatsoever. You point any random scene from the film, I will tell from which film the scene is lifted. The first hour is a template copy of DDLJ. There is an action sequence in Manali, thanks to Burfi. Then there is a look alike letter scene from 3 Idiots. Post interval Kalki’s skype wedding invitation, Deepika’s speech on her Sangeet, courtesy Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara. And was that 8 or 9 year gap in Kuch Kuch Hota Hai? The list goes on.

Only in two places I found something original in the script. One, when a prostitute answers in her interview, ‘I has two childrens’ and the second, when Ranbir tells Deepika during the trekking race at Manali that love is not good for his health(the scene was shot in Kashmir, not Manali).  There is a pillow fighting scene between Ranbir and his friend Aditya Roy Kapoor, the guy with two surnames(reminds me of Aishwara Rai Bachchan). That scene left me totally confused as it is neither serious nor funny. This kid with two surnames is actually a good actor with really good expressions but looks like he has carried forward his alcohol abuser character from where he had left in Aashiqui 2.
We all know that Deepika Padukone is not a great actor but is she supposed to look that unattractive?, but thanks to that Lara babe who amply serves the oomph factor.  I think I have seen Deepika’s bespectacled look and her name ‘Naina’ in some other film. Is that Kal Ho Naa something?

Now coming to the quintessential future of Bollywood, RK(Ranbir Kapoor). I never expected such an average performance from such a talented actor. The whole film I kept wondering where’s the RK of the classics Rajneeti, Rockstar and Burfi. The scene where he confesses his love to Deepika, his eyes look as dull as two tiny buttons. It’s the same Ranbir whose eyes emoted such magically in the song Naadan parindey.

Well the only saving grace of the film is Kalki who is a revelation as a hilarious and wild friend (Going by looks, her name in the film should have been ‘Bunny’). The cameos from Farooq Sheikh , Tanvi Azmi and Dolly Ahluwalia are commendable. Even the NRI lady who offers the job to Ranbir is noteworthy. And what was OLD Madhuri Dixit doing in an item number?

The story of the film commences only after you have borne two hours of this film. And the climax with the New Year celebration! Wow. The concept of chasing your dream is appealing but not novel. Whatever, its narrative fails big time.

The songs(except Badtameez Dil) from Pritam are below average. One of the very few positives is its Cinematography, especially the snowy hills of Manali (read as Kashmir).  The background score, well I don’t think there is any. What else can I say?

Ayan Mukherji, Wake Up Kid!
These directors who were the so called assistants of KJ(Karan Johar) have IMO(in my opinion) no real talent. They are hell bent on giving tribute to KJ school of cinema. In fact KJ looks Steven Spielberg in front of them.  They think they have done break through by making rom-coms like, I hate love stories, Break K baad, Anjaana Anjaani, Ek main aur ek tu and now, Yeh Movie hai Deewani (I must confess that Agneepath(a remake!) was a good attempt though).  How long will this continue?  And KJ shamelessly produces these films I don’t know why.  Looks like these films are giving a parallel competition to Salman Khan’s (mindless) movies as to who would fool the audience more. I am sure Yeh Movie Hai Diwaani would go on to join the elite 100 cr club because people are fed up and just want to see a movie, any movie, thanks to the IPL(and the BCCI head who is acting like a headless chicken).

2012 was by far the best year in Bollywood but 2013 is competing with 2002 for the worst year of Bollywood(2002 had only couple of hits). Barring Jolly LLB no film has actually made any sense to me. I admit that Chashme Baddoor, Nautanki Saala and Go Goa Gone were good attempts. Anyway, back to my business in the world of tennis. Rooting for Wawrinka at the French Open.


One more thing, Kunal Roy Kapoor, one more guy with two surnames is not that bad at all in the movie Ye Kahaani Hai Deewani. And Lara ! Wow, she’s full paisa wasool ! Did you notice that Madhuri’s name in the movie is Mohini(from Tezaab?). Shit. Back to French Open. Allezzzz !!

Saturday, August 18, 2012

I Know What I Did Last Summer



Cincy Open is on. It has made me nostalgic to write about what had happened last year during this point in time.

“People do go to Niagara; people do go to Vegas; Florida; Duluth; Washington DC.  Did you say Cincinnati? Where on earth is this place? And you wanna go there just to see a tennis match? Wow. Here we have a tennis fanatic who wants to travel 1000 miles just to see something which he can very easily see on TV!”, lamented my roomy Vikas. This was sometime during last summer.  I might have asked at least 10 individuals one by one to accompany me to Cincinnati, Ohio for a 3 day trip to attend the Masters tournament.

“Tickets are on me. OK, even I will pay for the hotel expenses”, I gave every possible offer on earth. Everyone thought I was insane. But I wanted someone to accompany me. This is the problem of being single. I was missing Bebo terribly, she had never said ‘no’ to me wherever I had called her. Few days later when my compatriot Sathya agreed to join me, I felt just few inches closer to heaven.

On Thursday night, we took bus from our places and met in Chicago. From there, we rented a car. The previous night I was praying that they should schedule Federer’s quarterfinal match in the evening session. But, unfortunately they scheduled it at noon. Lindner Family Tennis Center at Mason close to Cincinnati where the tournament was held was around 6 hours drive from Chicago. On Friday morning our car was zooming out on the high way to Indiana.

Someone had asked me, “Why Cincy? Why not New York (US Open)?” I was very clear on this. My first tournament could not be a grand slam. I just couldn’t have faced it. Yeah, you can say I didn’t have enough guts.But ‘Cincinnati’, the word I was hearing since my childhood, had caught my attention since then. May be I liked the way it sounds when you pronounce it. It is the oldest tournament in the US.

“Sathya, can you press the gas pedal please? Federer is in the 2nd set tie breaker. If he wins the set, we can at least catch the third set”, I said checking the score in my smart phone. As always I was terribly nervous. 

Finally after what seemed like a never ending journey, we reached the venue.  This place looked like a desert. No trees, no buildings, no houses. It looked more like Dubai Open. At the entrance wrote, “Western and Southern Open”. I could see the huge center court stadium behind the entrance. Then I saw those three letters which gave me goose bumps, ‘A.T.P.’
“Is this really happening Sathy?”, I wanted to confirm if I wasn’t dreaming.  I was that lucky guy who hadn’t even seen a local USTA tournament but then there I was, at an ATP Masters 1000 tournament.  My mother had been to Mecca for Huj pilgrimage the year before. She was explaining what she felt when she saw Kaaba, the black stone for the first time which she wanted to visit since childhood. She had tears rolling down her eyes. For me, this was a similar feeling. How I wish I could have frozen that moment. 

As soon as we entered the center the tragedy struck.  I saw a horde of hundreds of people coming towards the exit. They looked dead silent. Most of them wore RF t shirts and caps. Half of them walked with their heads down. Federer had lost. Some of them looked at me with disbelief thinking who the hell was this fool wearing a RF t shirt and the cap walking in gleefully when the maestro had just been knocked out.

“Seeing God play can wait. Let’s first enjoy this heaven”, Sathya consoled me. He himself was a mild RF fan, I must say. Yes, I looked around. Beautiful stalls, restaurants, courts, the big screen, tennis crazy people moving around, I felt ’tennis’ was written on each and every atom in that campus.  Sathya’s camera work had already begun. I am not a photo freak but I do wanted few snaps of this place. First, we decided to take a walk around the campus. We went to a smaller court and saw a women’s doubles team practicing. We checked out the grandstand and the center court. No matches were being played then. We went to the back end of the stadium which was the exit to the locker room. There were around 100 fans, autograph hunters gathered outside on either side of the pathway. One of them said, ‘Nadal and Roger will come out now’ (Nadal too had lost his QF match). We stood there waiting to get a glimpse of the superstars.  After half an hour, Nadal came out. Suddenly there were shrieks of “Rafa”, “Rafa” touching the sky. Even Sathya joined in the chanting. I was just watching. A mid aged guy standing next to me yelled, “Rafiyaal”,”Rafiyaal”. May be Nadal might have got attracted to his chant, he came forward to give his autograph.  While he was signing, suddenly crazy thoughts came to my mind. One of the all time tennis greats was standing just 2 feet in front of me. Wow. But again I was immediately upset for the fact that the guy who had given me immense pain in the past few years stood right in front of me. I could have but did not take his autograph. The guy who had yelled ‘Rafiyaal’ had nothing but a RF cap. He held the cap with one hand and covered the RF logo with the other so that Nadal couldn’t see it. Nadal signed his cap. This guy jumped in jubilation. He then told me, “See, I have Nadal’s autograph on a RF cap. Isn’t this a deadly combination?”. 
‘What a smart ass’, I thought and then told him, “Keep it in museum”.

Everybody knows in how many damn languages Federer gives his post match press conferences. I stood there for couple more hours waiting to see him come out. Also there was this group of kids with that famous red banner which reads “Shhhhh!! Genius at work”, waiting to see the master. Meanwhile Sathya disappeared from there but I still waited. After sometime I went in search of Sathya. I found him in the stadium. He said he was watching Maria Sharapova practicing in the center court. He was so happy to show his close up shots of Sharapova in his professional camera.
When we came back Federer had already vanished. Sigh.

In the evening session, the quarterfinal match between Djokovic vs Monfils was my officially the first match that I ever witnessed. Wow, what a colorful crowd (haven’t used so many ‘Wow’s before). Amazing ambiance. The way the pros were hitting the ball, it was completely a different view than what I had seen on TV. Their moves were so brisk and body so balanced. It seemed like the ball had a magnet in it. We started yelling “Come on Mofeeessss”. We both loved it. An old lady sitting next to me obviously got irritated and asked me, “Are you French?”.
I said, “No, but I don’t want the Serb to win”(the reason was obvious). But the Serb finally made it in 3 sets.  So, the first day was mixed with multiple emotions for me.

Initially we had planned to stay in a cheap hotel but Sathya had found a common friend who stayed close to the stadium. He forced us to stay in his house. He had lived in Mason since past few years.
I asked him excitedly, “Gosh, you must have attended the tournament many times right?”
He shot back asking, “Which tournament? Tennis? Well, I haven’t been there actually. I know there is a stadium and all. Yeah, it will be fun. So, is Sampras playing?”
No comments. Then I realized, what means important to you could mean non sense to others.

Next day was pretty hot. Saw Andy Murray huffing and puffing his way through Mardy Fish in the semifinal. The entire crowd was rooting for Mardy. Back in India, there was this Anna Hazare movement going on against corruption. Anna was an old Gandhian fighting for the cause. Couple of Indians stood in the stadium and showed a placard reading ‘Support Anna’. I was sure, most of the spectators might have thought, ‘who the hell is this Anna on tour?’.

 Outside the center court I saw something and went crazy. There was this serve cage. The fastest server of the day would get some prize or something. I jumped at it. The rackets looked crappy though. I hit many serves but just one crossed 100 mph mark. That was enough for me to celebrate.
There were many stalls of cold lemon juice. I bought one and sat on a long bench which had a cold water shower, sort of a fountain. Many gathered there to cool themselves down.

While booking tickets, I had made a mistake. I had mistakenly booked grandstand box tickets thinking they were center court tickets. So we were made to watch Doubles semifinals in grandstand. Actually only box tickets could be booked for grandstand. Other seats were open for public. I apologized to Sathya. But he cracked up to see the players who were supposed to play there. Paes, Bhupati  vs Bryan Brothers. For a moment I thought Paes and Bhupati looked at us puzzled as to who were these two desis sitting in the deserted box and cheering for them. We were seated just behind the line umpire. We could clearly hear what the players spoke. Sathya was wearing an Indian cricket t shirt. I wore a Cincy t shirt which I had bought the previous night.During the match, Sathya told Bhupati in Kannada, his native language, “chennagi aadi Mahesh”(play well buddy). He told in such a way as if he knew Bhupati since his childhood. The poker faced Bhupati just showed his hand towards Sathya either acknowledging him or just meaning ‘shut up. I know how to play. Don’t distract’.

Lee-Hesh pair won the closely contested match. Sathya took their autographs. I went and congratulated Paes. I felt lucky to see the Indian Express win. They went on to win the title the next day. That was the last title they ever won together.

I was hungry by then. I ate Mexican burrito and Sathya somehow managed to find his vegetarian food. I checked out few rackets and tennis accessories before we headed to the center court for Sharapova’s semifinal match. Sharapova looked stunning, I must admit. We planned to return back the next day noon. As the deadline neared closer, Sathya’s frequency of clicking photos increased. I felt I should really thank him for that.

Next day, on Sunday, we thought of doing some shopping and then return back. I had not booked the tickets for the final match. Murray vs Djoker. There wasn’t much excitement left by then.  We collected few photos of ATP/WTA players.I bought two Federer’s photos framed with his name engraved. It’s that famous Wimbledon overhead shot. I gifted one of them to Sathya saying “I don’t know how else to thank you”

We headed back to Chicago. There was a sense of emptiness. We didn’t speak for long in the car. I was living each moment spent in the Lindner Family Tennis Center. Recalling and reliving everything again and again. That’s how I could reproduce everything after a year.  I could have reproduced it even after 50 years coz everything is stored in my eyes.

"Do you know where you want to spend the rest of your life?", I asked Sathya. He paused for a while and shook his head. He knew what exactly I had meant.

They say, first day of school/college, first day of job, first flight, first kiss, first time you hold your baby are all special. But for me, my first masters was way special than all those. I mean it. I was barely six when I fell in love with this sport and that day I had accomplished something which was pending since decades.

This year I couldn’t visit Cincy because of the Olympics and I wasn’t sure who would play and who would pull out. But I have already booked my dates for next year. I have to go there because the task is unfinished. I am yet to see the God play J

Monday, August 13, 2012

Top 10: Sporting Moments of High

These days, you must be a retard if you don’t like or follow sports. Sports is a religion in itself which attracts everyone from young to old, from poor to rich, from straight ones to homosexuals(oops!).


The best example was the recently concluded London Olympics. Sports linked to the national pride can be such a deadly combination. Sports can push your body to extremity (Decathlon), or test your skills down to a millisecond (sprint/gymnastics/diving) or your stamina (marathon). Two things which make sports what they are today are uncertainty and moments of high. Moments of high linked to uncertainly though, are those moments when an athelete accomplishes something incredible and rare feat which gives him the ultimate thrill. Remember, it's not just luck but the will and ability of the sportsman too which create these moments
Below, I have listed top 10 moments of sporting high in descending order. This is just my interpretation.

1. 4X100 mt Relay: You get the baton last and you run like a dream to overtake all the opponents to cross the finish line first

2. Boxing: Your first blow knocks the opponent down

3. Archery: When you hit the bull's eye

4. Golf: Hole-in-one

5. Kabaddi: When you get all the 7 out at once

6. Gymnastics: A perfect 10

7. Football(Soccer): When you dribble the ball through defenders and hit a goal

8. Tennis: A tweener winner(between the legs shot) on a match point

9. Cricket: 1 ball 6 runs needed. You step out of the crease and loft the ball out of the stadium for a six

10. Basketball: A 3 pointer in the last minute

Sunday, April 22, 2012

ಕಸದ ತೊಟ್ಟಿ ಗಾಥೆ

ಇದು 2008 ನಲ್ಲಾದ ಕಥೆ. ನಾನು ನನ್ನ ಪ್ರಥಮ ಆನ್‌ಸೈಟ್ ಮುಗಿಸಿ ಇಂಡಿಯಾಕ್ಕೆ ವಾಪಸ್ ಬಂದಾಗ ಬೆಂಗಳೂರಿನಲ್ಲಿ ನನ್ನ ಯಾರೂ  ಕ್ಯಾರೇ ಮಾಡ್ಲಿಲ್ಲ. ಆದರೆ ನಮ್ಮೊರ್ ಬ್ಯಾಡ್ಗಿ ವಿಷಯ ಹಾಗಿರ್‍ಲಿಲ್ಲ. ಅಲ್ಲಿ ಹೋದಾಗ ಏನೋ ಯುದ್ಧದಲ್ಲಿ ಗೆದ್ದುಬಂದ ಸೈನಿಕನಂತೆ ನನ್ನ ಸ್ವಾಗತ ಮಾಡಲಾಯಿತು. ಇಂಥ ಮೆಟ್ರೋ ಯುಗದಲ್ಲಿ ನಮ್ಮೂರು ಒಂದು ಹಳ್ಳಿಯಂದರೆ ತಪ್ಪಾಗಲಾರದು. ಜನ ನನ್ನ 'ಇವ್ನೇನಾ ಅಮೆರಿಕೆಯಿಂದ ಬಂದಿದ್ದು' ಎಂದು ದಂಗಾಗಿ ನೋಡ್ತಿದ್ರು. ನಮ್ಮ ಪಕ್ಕದ್ಮನೆ ಆಂಟೀ, "ಅಯ್ಯೋ ಪಾಪ ಮಗು ಬ್ರೆಡ್ಡು, ಪಿಜ್ಜ ತಿಂದು ಬಡಕಲು ಆಗಿದಾನೆ ನೋಡಿ" ಅಂತ ಕನಿಕರ ಪಟ್ರು.

 "ಇಲ್ಲ ಆಂಟೀ, ನಾನು ಟೆನ್ನಿಸ್ ಆಡ್ತೀನಿ, ಅದ್ಕೆ ಫಿಟ್ ಕಾಣಸ್ತೀನಿ" ಅಂದೆ.

'ಟೆನ್ನಿಸ್ಸ? ಅದೇನ್ ಆಟ ಅದು?"

"ಅದು.. ಬ್ಯಾಡ್‌ಮಿಂಟನ್ ತರ ಒಂದು ಆಟ ಆಂಟೀ" ಎಂದು ಅರ್ಥ  ಮಾಡಿಸಲು ಪ್ರಯತ್ನಿಸಿದ್ದೆ.

ನನ್ನ ಕಸಿನ್ ಶಾಹಿದ್  ಅಂತೂ ಫುಲ್ ಕಾಲರ್ ಟೈಟ್. ಮರುದಿನ ನನ್ನ ಒಂದು ಕಟಿಂಗ್ ಅಂಗಡಿಗೆ ಕರದೌದ.
"ಮ್ಯಲೆಳಲೇ ಬೋಸುಡೀಕೆ ಇಲ್ಲಿ ಯಾರ್ ಬಂದಾರ್ ನೋಡ್" ಎಂದು ಒಂದು ಕುರ್ಚಿ ಖಾಲಿ ಮಾಡಿಸಿ, "ನಮ್ಮಣ್ಣ ಅಮೇರಿಕದಿಂದ ಬಂದಾನರೀ"  ಎಂದು ಹೊಗಳಿದ. ತಕ್ಷಣ ಅಲ್ಲಿ ಹಜಾಮ ಕೈಯಲ್ಲಿ ಕತ್ರಿ  ಹಿಡ್ಕೊಂಡು ಒಬ್ಬ  ಏಲೀಯನ್ ಕಂಡೊ ಹಾಗೆ ದುರುಗುಟ್ಟಿ ನನ್ನ ನೋಡಿದ.

"ನಿಮಗ್ ಕನ್ನಡ ಬರ್‍ತೈತರಿ?" ಎಂದು ಆತುರದಿಂದ ಕೇಳಿದ.

"ನಾನ್ ಇಲ್ಲೇ ಹುಟ್ಟಿ  ಬೆಳ್ದೌನರೀ. ಅಲ್ಲಿ ಬರಿ ವಂದೂವರೆ ವರ್ಷ ಕೆಲ್ಸಕ್ಕೆ ಹೋಗಿದ್ದೆ"  ಅಂತ ಹೇಳ್ದೆ.

"ಅಲ್ರೀ ಅಲ್ಲಿ ಕಟಿಂಗ್ಗೆ ಎಷ್ಟ್ ರೊಕ್ಕಾ?"  ಅಂತ ಅವ್ನು ಕೇಳ್ದಾಗ  ಶಾಹಿದ್ ಇರಿಟೈಟ್ ಆಗಿ,

"ತಮ್ಮ ಅಲ್ಲಿ ರೊಕ್ಕಾ ತಗೊಂಡ್ ಎನ್ ಮಾಡ್ತೀ? ಅಲ್ಲಿ ರೊಕ್ಕಾ ಅಲ್ಲ ಡಾಲರ್ ಅಂತಾರ. ಒಂದ್   ಡಾಲರ್ ಗೆ ಒಂದ್ ಸಾವಿರ್ ರೂಪಾಯೀ ಗೊತ್ತೇನ್? ಮೊದ್ಲು ಎರಡ್ ಕೇ ಟೀ ತರಸ್ .. ಬರಿ ಹಾಲ್ ಇರ್ಬೇಕ್ ನೋಡ್ ಅದರಾಗ " ಅಂತ ಆಜ್ಞೆ ಕೊಟ್ಟ.

ಆ ಕಟಿಂಗ್ ಅಂಗಡಿ ಪಕ್ಕನೆ ನನ್ನ ಇನ್ನೊಬ್ಬ  ಕಸಿನ್ ಶೇರ್ ಅಲಿ ಸ್ಟೇಶನರಿ ಅಂಗಡಿ ಇತ್ತು. ನಾನೇನೋ ಯುಎಸ್ನಲ್ಲಿ ಇದ್ದಿದ್ದು  ಒಂದೂವರೆ ವರ್ಷ ಮಾತ್ರ ಆದ್ರೆ ಏನೋ ಅಲ್ಲಿ ಸಿಟಿಜೆನ್  ತರ ವರ್ತಿಸಲು ಶುರು ಮಾಡಿದ್ದೆ. ಜನ್ರಿಗೆ ಕ್ಲೀನಾಗಿ, ನೀಟಗಿರಲು ಉಪ್‌ದೇಶ ಕೊಡ್ತಾ ಇದ್ದೇ. ಜನ ಏನೋ ನನ್ನ ಎಲ್ಲಿಂದಲೋ ಸಿದ್ಧಿ ಪಡೆದುಕೊಂಡು ಬಂದ  ಸ್ವಾಮಿನ ಕೇಳೋ ಹಾಗೆ ಕೇಳ್ತಾ ಇದ್ರು. ನನ್ನ ಕಸಿನ್ ಅಂಗಡಿಗೆ ಹೋದಾಗ ನನಗೆ ಅಸಹ್ಯ ಅನ್ಸಿತ್ತು. ಅಂಗಡಿಯ ವರಾಂಡದಲ್ಲಿ ಕಸ , ಅಂಗಡಿ ಮುಂದೆ ಸಿಗರೇಟ್, ಗುಟಖ  ಚೀಟಿಗಳು ರಾರಾಜಿಸುತಿದ್ವು

"ಯಾಹಾಂ ಟ್ರಾಶ್ ಬಿನ್  ಯ  ಡಸ್ಟ್ ಬಿನ್ ನ್ನೈ ಹೈಕ್ಯಾ" ಅಂತ ಅವನ್ನಾ ಕೇಳ್ದೆ

ಅವ್ನು ಬಾಯಲ್ಲಿ ಗುಟಖ ತಿನ್ತಾ ಕಷ್ಟಪಟ್ಟು ಬಾಯಿ ತೆಗೆದು ," ಉಸ್ಕಿ ಜ಼ರೂರತ್ ನಕ್ಕೋ. ಪೂರಾ ಗಾಂವ್ ಐಸೆ ಹಿಚ್  ಗಲೀಜ್ ಹೈ" ಅಂತ ಗುಡುಗ್ದ. ನಾನು ತಕ್ಷಣ  ಶಾಹಿದ್ ನ  ಕರ್ಕೊಂಡು ಒಂದು ಡಸ್ಟ್ ಬಿನ್ ಅಥವ  ಕಸದ ತೊಟ್ಟಿ ತರಲು ಹೊರಟೆ.

"ಪ್ಲಾಸ್ಟಿಕ್ ನಕ್ಕೋ. 2 ಮಿನಿಟ್ಮೆ ಚೋರಿ ಹೋತಾ ದೇಖ್. ಪೂರಾ ಗಾಂವ್ ಮೆ ಸಭ್ ಚೋರಾ ಹೈಂ" ಅಂತ ಶಾಹಿದ್ ಸಲಹೆ  ಕೊಟ್ಟ. ತುಂಬಾ ಯೋಚ್ನೆ ಮಾಡಿ ಒಂದು 3 X 3 ಫೂಟ್ cylindrical ಚಿಕ್ಕ ಸೆಮೆಂಟ್ ಟ್ಯಾಂಕ್ ನ ಖರೀದಿ ಮಾಡೋಕ್ಕೆ ಡಿಸೈಡ್  ಮಾಡ್ದೆ. ಟ್ಯಾಂಕ್ ಖರೀದಿಸಿ ಅಂಗಡಿಯವನಿಗೆ ಹಣ  ಕೊಟ್ಟು 'ಥ್ಯಾಂಕ್ ಯೂ' ಅಂತ ಹೇಳ್ದೆ.

"ಥ್ಯಾಂಕ್ ಯೂ ಯಾಕ್ ಹೇಳ್ತಿ? ರೊಕ್ಕಾ ಕೊಟ್ಟೀಲ್ ಎನ್ ಆ ಸೂಲೆಮಗಂಗೆ" ಅಂತ ಶಾಹಿದ್ ಗುನುಗುಟ್ಟಿದ.

ಅವ್ನ್ ಮಾತಿದೆ ಕಿವಿಗೊಡದೆ ಆ ಟ್ಯಾಂಕ್ ತೆಗೆದುಕೊಂಡು ಬಂದು ನನ್ನ ಕಸಿನ್ ಗೆ ಹೇಳ್ದೆ "ತೆರೆ ಲಿಯೇ ಏಕ್ ಗಿಫ್ಟ್ ಹೈ"
ಶೇರ್ ಅಲಿ ಗೆ ಅವ್ನ್ ಜೀವನ್ದಲ್ಲೇ ಯಾರೂ  ಇನ್ನುವರೆಗೂ ಗಿಫ್ಟ್ ಕೊಟ್ಟಿರ್ಲಿಲ್ಲ. ಗಿಫ್ಟ್ ವಿಷ್ಯ ಕೇಳಿ ಅವ್ನು ಹೌಹಾರಿದ. ನಾನು ಮತ್ತು ಶಾಹಿದ್ ಸೇರಿ ಆ ಸೆಮೆಂಟ್  ಟ್ಯಾಂಕ್ ನ ಅವ್ನ್ ಅಂಗಡಿ ಮುಂದೆ ಇಟ್ವಿ. ಎಲ್ರೂ ಅದನ್ನ ಒಂದು UFO ತರ ನೋಡ್ಲಿಕ್ಕೆ ಶುರು ಮಾಡಿದ್ರು. ಯಾರೂ ಅದ್ರಲ್ಲಿ ಕಸ ಎಸೆಯೋಕೆ ರೆಡೀನೆ ಇರ್ಲಿಲ್ಲ. ನಾನೇ ಕೊನೆಗೆ ಶಾಹಿದ್ ಗೆ  ಅದ್ರಲ್ಲಿ ಉಗಿಯೋಕೆ ಹೇಳ್ದೆ. ಅವ್ನು ಕಣ್ಣು ಮುಚ್ಚಿ ಉಗ್ದ. ಅಷ್ರಲ್ಲಿ ಅಲ್ಲೇ ಹೋಗ್ತಿದ್ದ ಓಬ್ಬ ಅಜ್ಜಿ ಬಂದು,
"ಅಯ್ಯೋ ನಿನ್ನ ಮನಿ ಹಾಳಾಗ. ಇಂಥ ಹೊಸ ನೀರಿನ್ ಟ್ಯಾಂಕ್ ನ್ಯಾಗ  ಉಗಿತೀಯಲ್ಲ ನಾಚಿಕೆಯಾಗಲ್ಲ ನಿಂಗ?" ಅಂತ ಚೀರಿದ್ಲು.

"ಇಲ್ಲ ಅಜ್ಜಿ ಅದು ಕಸದ ತೊಟ್ಟಿ. ಉಗಿಯೋಕ್ಕೆ, ಕಸಾ ಹಾಕೋಕ್ಕೆನೇ ಇರೋದು" ಅಂತ ಅಜ್ಜಿಗೆ ಎಕ್ಸ್‌ಪ್ಲೇನ್ ಮಾಡ್ದೇ.

"ಅಯ್ಯೋ ನಿನಗೆನ್ ತಲಿ ಕೆಟ್ಟೈತೆನ್ ತಮ್ಮ. ಇಂಥ ಹೊಸ ನೀರಿನ ಟ್ಯಾಂಕ್ ನ್ಯಾಗ ಕಸಾ ಯಾರ್ ಹಾಕ್ತಾರ ತಮ್ಮ" ಅಂತ ಹೊಣಗುತ್ತಾ ಹೋದ್ಲು.

ಒಂದೆರಡು ದಿನ ಜನರಿಗೆ ಅದನ್ನ use ಮಾಡೋದಕ್ಕೆ ಆ ಏರಿಯಾ ಸ್ವಚ್ಚವಾಗಿಡೋದಕ್ಕೆ ತುಂಬಾ ಉಪದೇಶ ಕೊಟ್ಟೆ. ಆದ್ರೂ ಜನ ಅದ್ರಲ್ಲಿ ಕಸಾ ಹಾಕೋಕ್ಕೆ ಹಿಂಜರೀತ ಇದ್ರು. ಆ ಏರಿಯ ದಲ್ಲೇ ಸ್ವಲ್ಪ ಓದ್ದೌನು ಅಂದ್ರೆ ಬಾಷಾ. ಒಂದಿನ ಅವ್ನು ಅಲ್ಲಿ ಬಂದು "ಭಯ್ಯ ಕಸದ ತೊಟ್ಟಿ ಅಂತ ಯಾರ್ಗೂ ಗೊತ್ತಾಗ್ತಾ ಇಲ್ಲ. ಅದರ ಮೇಲೆ 'USE ME ' ಅಂತ ಬರಿಯೋಣ' ಅಂತ ಹೇಳ್ದ
ಅಲ್ಲೇ ಪಕ್ಕ ಇದ್ದ ಶಾಹಿದ್ 'ನಕ್ಕೋ ಬೇ, ಇಲ್ಲಿ ಯಾವ್ ಸೂಳೆಮಗಂಗೂ ಇಂಗ್ಲಿಷ್ ಬರೋದಿಲ್ಲ. ಅದ್ಕ ಅದರ ಮ್ಯಾಲೆ 'ನಿಮ್ದ್ ಕಸ ಇಲ್ಲಿ ಹಾಕಿ' ಅಂತ ಬರ್ಸೋಣ' ಅಂತ ನಡಕ್ಕೆ ಬಾಯಿ ಹಾಕ್ದ. ಅದರ ಬಗ್ಗೆ ತುಂಬಾ ಚರ್ಚೆ ಆಗಿ ಕೊನೆಗೂ ಯಾವ್ ಲಿಪಿಯೂ finalize ಆಗ್ಲಿಲ್ಲ.

ಮನೇಲಿ ನಮ್ಮಣ್ಣ ನನಗೆ ದುಡ್ಡು ಜಾಸ್ತಿ ಆಗಿದೆಯ ಇಂಥ ಕೆಲ್ಸಯಾಕೆ ಮಾಡ್ತೀಯಾ ಅಂತ ಸರಿಯಾಗಿ ಬಯ್ದ. ನಾನೇನ್ ಅವ್ನಿಗೆ ಉತ್ತರ ಕೊಡ್ಲಿಲ್ಲ.

ಆಮೇಲೆ ನಾನ್ ಕೆಲಸಕ್ಕೋಸ್ಕರ  ಬೆಂಗಳೂರಿಗೆ ಬಂದೆ. ಆದ್ರೆ ನಂಗೆ ಯಾವಾಗ್ಲೂ ಆ ಕಸದ ತೊಟ್ಟಿ ಚಿಂತೆ.
ಒಂದು ವಾರ ಆದ ಮೇಲೆ  ಶಾಹಿದ್ ಫೋನ್ ಮಾಡ್ದ, "ಮೊನ್ನೇ ರಾತ್ರಿ ಆ ತೊಟ್ಟಿ ಕಳು ಆಗಿತ್ತು. ಹುಡುಕ್ದಾಗ  ಅದು ಗುಳೆದೊರ ಮಾದ್ಯಾನ್  ಮನ್ಯಾಗ ಸಿಗ್ತು. ಅವ್ನಿಗೆ ಸರಿಯಾಗಿ ಬಾರಿಸಿ ವಾಪಸ್ ತಂದ ಇಟ್ಟೆವಿ" ಅಂತ ಅವನ ಸಾಹಸ ಗಾಥೆ ಹೇಳ್ಕೊಂಡ.

ನಂಗೇನೂ ತೊಟ್ಟಿ ವಾಪಸ್ ಸಿಕ್ಕಿದ್ದಕ್ಕೆ ಸಮಾಧಾನವಾಯ್ತು. ನಾನು ಊರಿಗೆ ಫೋನ್  ಮಾಡ್ದಾಗ್ಲೆಲ್ಲ ಎಲ್ರೂ ಅದರ  ಕಥೆನೇ ಹೇಳ್ತಿದ್ರು. ಆ ಕಸದ ತೊಟ್ಟಿ ವಿಷ್ಯ ಇಡೀ ಊರಿಗೆಲ್ಲ ಗೊತ್ತಾಗಿ ಹೋಗಿತ್ತು. ಜನ ದೂರ್ ದೂರದಿಂದ ಬಂದು ಅದನ್ನೇ  ದುರುಗುಟ್ಟಿ ನೋಡ್ತಿ ದ್ರಂತೆ. ಒಂದು ದಿನ ಓ ಬ್ಬ ಮುನ್ಸಿಪಾಲಿಟಿ ವಿಧಾಯಕ ಬಂದು ಅದರ ಬಗ್ಗೆ ನನ್ನ ಕಸಿನ್ ಜೋತೆ ಇಂಟರ್‌ವ್ಯೂ ಕೂಡ  ಮಾಡಿದ್ನಂತೆ. ಕೆಲವೇ ದಿನಗಳಲ್ಲ್ಲಿ ಆ ಜಾಗ  ಒಂದು ಪ್ರವಾಸಿ ತಾಣ  ಆಗಿ ಹೋಗಿತ್ತು.  ಕೆಲವು ಜನ ನನ್ನ ಈ ಕೆಲ್ಸಕ್ಕೆ ಹೊಗಳಿದ್ರೆ ಇನ್ನು  ಕೆಲವು ಜನ ನಂಗೆ ತಲೆ ಏನೋ ಕೆಟ್ಟಿರ್ಬೌದು  ಎಂದೂ  ಇನ್ನು ಕೆಲವರು  ಮುಂದೆ  ನಾನು ಎಲೆಕ್ಷನ್  ನಿಂತು  ವೋಟು  ಸಂಪಾದಸ್ಗೊಸ್ಕರ  ಮಾಡ್ತೀರೋ publicity ಗಿಮ್ಮಿಕ್ ಎಂದೂ ಘೋಷಿಸ್ಬಿಟ್ರು ಎಂದು ಶಾಹಿದ್  ಫೋನ್ ಅಲ್ಲಿ ಹೇಳ್ತಾ ಇದ್ದ. ಆದ್ರೆ ನಂಗೇನೂ ಒಂಥರಾ ಅಭಿಮಾನವೆ ಆಯಿತು ಹೊರತು ಜನರ ಯಾವ   ಮಾತಿನ  ಪ್ರಭಾವ  ಆಗ್ಲಿಲ್ಲ. ಇಡೀ ಊರನ್ನೇ ಆ ತರ ತೊಟ್ಟಿಗಳನ್   ಉಪ್ಯೋಗಿಸೋ ತರ ಮಾಡ್ಬೇಕು ಅಂತ ನನ್   ಆಸೆ ಇನ್ನೊ ಧೃಡವಾಯ್ತು.

ಎರಡು ತಿಂಗಳು ನಂತರ ನಂಗೆ ರಜೆ ಸಿಕ್ತು. ರಾಣಿ ಚೆನ್ನಮ್ಮ ಟ್ರೈನ್ ಹತ್ತಿ ಊರಿಗೆ ಹೊರಟೆ. ಟ್ರೈನ್ ಲ್ಲಿ ಎಲ್ಲ ಆ ಕಸದ ತೊಟ್ಟಿದೆ ವಿಚಾರ. ಊರಲ್ಲಿ ಇಳಿದ ತಕ್ಷಣ ನನ್ನ ಕಸಿನ್ ಅಂಗಡಿಗೆ ಹೋದೆ. ಅಲ್ಲಿ ಹೋಗಿ ನೋಡಿದಾಗ  ನನಗೆ  ಅಲ್ಲಿ ಶಾಕ್  ಕಾದಿತ್ತು. ತೊಟ್ಟಿನೇ ಇರ್ಲಿಲ್ಲ. ಅದೇ ಸಿಗರೆಟ್ , ಗುಟಖ ಚೀಟಿ ಚೆಲ್ಲಪಿಲ್ಲಿ ಆಗಿ ಬಿದ್ದಿದ್ದು  ನೋಡಿ ನಂಗೆ ಎಲ್ಲಿಲ್ಲದ  ನೀರಾಸೆ ಆಯ್ತು. ಹೋಗಿ ಶೇರ್  ಅಲಿ ನ  ಕೇಳ್ದೆ.

"ತುಮಕೋ ಕ್ಯಾ ಬತಾವೂನ್ .. ಏಕ್ ದಿನ್ ರೋಡ್ ರಿಪೇರ್ ಕೋ bulldozer ಆಯಾ. ಉಸ್ಕಾ ಬ್ಲೇಡ್ ತೊಟ್ಟಿ ಕೋ ಲಗ್ ಕೆ  ವೋ ಪೀಸ್ ಪೀಸೆ ಹೊ ಗಾಯ. ಹಂ ಸಬಕೋ ಬಹುತ್  ಬೇಜಾರ್ ಹುವಾ" ಅಂತ ಅವ್ನು ಹೇಳ್ದಾಗ ದಳದಳ  ಅಂತ ನನ್ ಕಣ್ಣಲ್ಲಿ ನೀರು ಬಂದಿದ್ದು ನನಗೇನೆ ಗೊತ್ತಾಗ್ಲಿಲ್ಲ. ಆ ತೊಟ್ಟಿ ಮುರಿದಾಗ  ಊರಿನ ಜನ ಬಂದು ನೋಡಿ ಶೊಕಾಚರಣೆ ಮಾಡಿದ್ರೂ ಅಂತ ಅವ್ನು ಹೇಳ್ದ.  ಶಾಹಿದ್ ಅಂತೂ ಆ ಬುಲ್ಡೋಸರ್ ಡ್ರೈವರ್ ಗೆ ಒಂದೆರಡು ಸರಿಯಾಗಿ ಬಿಟ್ಟಿದ್ನಂತೆ. ಆಮೇಲೆ  ನನ್ನ ಕಸಿನ್ ನನ್ನ ಕೊರ್ಕೊಂಡ , "ಫಿರ್ ಸೆ ಔರ್ ಕೊಇ  ತೊಟ್ಟಿ ಲಾವು ನಕ್ಕೋ. ನಾವು ಮೊದ್ಲು ಹೆಗ್ ಇದ್ವಿ ಅದೇ ತರ ಇರ್ತೇವೀ"

ಈ ವಿಷ್ಯ ಮುಗ್ದು ಈಗ  ೪ ವರ್ಷ ಆಗಿದೆ. ನಾನ್ ಮತ್ತೆ ಅಮೇರಿಕದಲ್ಲಿ ಇದೀನಿ. ಸಧ್ಯದಲ್ಲೇ ರಜೆ ಪಡೆದು ಮತ್ತೆ ಇಂಡಿಯಾ ಹೋಗೋ ಪ್ಲಾನ್  ಮಾಡ್ತಾ ಇದೀನಿ. ನಂಗೇನೂ ನಮ್ಮ  ಊರನ್ನ  ಅಮೆರಿಕ  ತರ ಮಾಡೋಣ ಅಂತ ಆಸೆ. ಆದ್ರೆ ಅಲ್ಲಿ ಜನರಿಗೆ ನನ್ನ ಇನ್ಟೆನ್ಶನ್  ಅರ್ಥ ಆಗೋಲ್ಲ. ಪರ್ವಾಗಿಲ್ಲ ಪ್ರ್ಯತ್ನ ಅಂತೂ ಮಾಡ್ತೀನಿ. ಈ ಸತಿ ಒಂದು ಪಬ್ಲಿಕ್  toilet ಕಟ್ಟೋ  ಐಡಿಯಾ ಇದೆ. ಹೇಗೋ ಶಾಹಿದ್ ಇದಾನಲ್ಲ, ಅವ್ನು ಊರಲ್ಲಿ ಇರೋವರ್ಗೂ ನಂಗೇನ್  ಚಿಂತೆ ಇಲ್ಲ. ನಾನ್  ಅವನಿಗೆ ಫೋನ್ ಮಾದ್ದಾಗ್ಲೆಲ್ಲ  ಆ ತೊಟ್ಟಿನ ಆಗಾಗ  ಇನ್ನೂ ನೆನೆಸ್ಕೊತಿರ್ತಾನೆ. ಏನೇ ಹೇಳಿ ನ್ಯೂ ಯೋರ್ಕ್ , ಚಿಕಾಗೋ, ಅಟ್ಲಾಂಟ ಎಷ್ಟು ಊರು ಸುತ್ತಾಡಿದರೂ ultimately ನಮ್ಮೂರೇ ನನಗ್ ಇಷ್ಟ. ನಿಮಗೂ ತಾನೇ ? :-)